It has come to Blind Santa’s attention; he likes Premium Cigars. When asked why Blind Santa replied, “The same people who made Aunt Jemima get out of the pancake business, took Frosty the Snowman’s pipe away from him, and took Blind Santa’s pipe as away from him as well.” Blind Santa said to them, “You are not touching my cigars I don’t inhale them, HO, HO, HO, Merry Christmas!”
Blind Santa enjoys premium cigars whether on or off duty. (Complain and you will receive coal)
Other Cigar Enthusiasts
Fred Astaire died 6/22/87 at age 88 took 6 cigars with him.
Milton Berle died 3/27/02 at age 93
George Burns died 3/9/96 at age 100
Richard A Overton died 12/27/18 at age 112 smoked a dozen cigars a day.